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English Jokes
Why is he howling 為什麼大叫
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
牙醫：請不要再大叫了，我都還沒有碰著你的牙齒啊！
病人：但你知道嗎，你踩到我腳了！
Salt and Blood Pressure 鹽與血壓
Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I
have eaten more salt than you have rice!
Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.
父親：閉嘴！不要告訴你我該怎麼做，我吃的鹽比你吃的米還多！
兒子：遵命。所以怪不得您的血壓如今這麼高。
Saving money 存錢
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
丈夫：在和妳結婚之前，我從來沒有想過要存錢。
妻子：那現在呢?
丈夫：現在我在想，要是沒有娶你的話，我可以存多少錢。
Daydream 做白日夢的人
Lucy: Do you dream at nighttime?
Jack: No, I only dream at daytime.
露西：你晚上會做夢嗎？
傑克：我晚上不做夢，只有白天做夢。
Ｍistakes錯誤
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
A：剛剛看到的短髮穿藍色牛仔褲的年輕人是男孩還是女孩？
B：她是個女孩。她是我的女兒。
A：哦，抱歉，先生。我不知道你是她的父親。
B：你錯了，我是他的母親。
Call Me Taxi叫我計程車
Call Me Taxi
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
A：嘿，店員！請叫我計程車。
B：是的，先生。你是一台計程車。
An Elephant's Grave大象的墳墓
A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.
A：你為什麼哭？
B：大象死了。
A：他是不是你的寵物？
B：沒有，但我是必須挖牠墳墓的人。
